unperceptible:

when you don’t like someone’s outfit and they ask you “how do I look”

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(Source: unperceptible, via covocal)

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elliegalaxies:

I WAS ON THE TRAIN HOME FROM COLLEGE TODAY AND THIS CHAVVY GUY WAS SAT IN FRONT OF ME, IN HIS TRACKSUIT, LOOKING ALL BADASS WITH HIS DR. DRE BEATS HEADPHONES AROUND HIS NECK.

THE ENTIRE CARRIAGE WENT QUIET AND FROM THE HEADPHONES I JUST HEARD

yeahhhh it’s a party in the usa

(via fake-mermaid)

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meladoodle:

All those times you caught something mid-fall and was disappointed that no one saw it. I was watching. I was impressed. Niiiiice. Niiicccceeeeeeee

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ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

(Source: hotsenator, via magicul)

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troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

(via crystallized-teardrops)

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underthe-corktree:

when I met pete wentz at first all I said was “HOLY SHIT” and I threw my arms up and then he threw his arms up and went “HOLY SHIT” which caused me to do it again

(via unescapable)

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dutchster:

it’s really weird trying to think about what goes on in a dog or cat’s head. just imagine being a cat on a street and there’s no people, just all these boxes with closed doors, and you lack the imagination to think there’s people and furniture and other cats behind those walls. it’s just this world of huge rectangles that people disappear into. but still they seem to adapt pretty easy and don’t really care how everything in the world works

(via covocal)

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catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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(via legalmexican)

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