twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around

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putins-boyfriend:

puncircumcised:

*mobile blogs in front of computer*

 humour

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subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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oklovely:

do you ever get sad because you realize that you’ll never be bestfriends with your favorite celebrity because they don’t even know that you exist

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iamtallandthin:

iamtallandthin:

iamtallandthin:

iamtallandthin:

there is a car called the wiener mobile right outside my car righ thits second

please look at htis i’m going to get a picture with it righ tnow

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thsi is the best day of my life

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this is the best day of my life

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